Please Do Not Swear
A Big Brother UK podcast. Three BBUK fans dive back into every episode of the TV phenomenon from the very start. Watch along with us and join us on our journey back to the new millennium! Follow us on Instagram @please.do.not.swear
Episodes
84 episodes
Big Brother UK S21 launch & finale - Straight pride
We're back with a brand new season and 16 new housemates. Let's see how this goes...
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Season 10
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Episode 1
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1:06:56
Big Brother UK S20 - Finale - Jenry the Hoover
It's almost time to say goodbye (again) as we boot towards crowning our Big Brother 2023 winner. But first, we've a bumper week lined up filled with yee haw boots, llamas, scarlet letters and the return of the iconic bedsit. It's been rea...
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Season 9
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Episode 7
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1:28:43
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 5 - Trish, Trish, bish
The housemates aren't the only ones in the Hunger Games this week, as the lads battle to keep the train on the tracks without their co-host. We stream Break the Ice, welcome the housemates friends, family and a rival podcast before a shock doub...
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Season 9
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Episode 6
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1:11:08
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 4 - Double, double men in trouble
It's double ook and double spook this week as the housemates take on Evil Big Brother's Room 101. Trish causes a motherquake of magnitude 8.5 and we chat about fights, tears, tantrums and an eviction for the ages.
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Season 9
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Episode 5
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1:41:07
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 3 - A retired heroin addict
It's ants, thongs and perfect snogging this week as the housemates go head to head to protect their queens. Kerry melts a baking tray as Olivia ascends, Yinrun goes to jail and Jordan lives rent free in our minds.
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Season 9
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Episode 4
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1:13:12
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 2 - That's camp
We're off to camp this week as the housemates trauma bond in the great outdoors. We chat about the rise of Chanelle, cliques, broken rules and spicy love triangles. Farewell Zak. You look great.
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Season 9
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Episode 3
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1:06:50
Big Brother UK S20 - Week 1 - Wig Brother
It's straight to work this week at Big Bros Ltd as sparks and wigs fly. Tears are shed as beds (and salmon) are shared. Kerry and Farida have a mother-off, as we say farewell to our first housemate of the season.
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Season 9
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Episode 2
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1:28:03
Breaking our silence... BBUK S20 launch
Surprise! In the spirit of reboots we've dusted off our mics and are back with a bang for a slice of that Big Brother ITV pie. We fast forward 17 years to meet 16 brand new housemates and kick start a brand new season. A lot has changed since 2...
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Season 9
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Episode 1
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1:25:12
The Please Do Not Swear Awards
In the grand tradition of Big Brother finales, we couldn't wrap things up without a little awards show. Join us as we evict this season and look back (with tears in our eyes and a song in our hearts) on 2 years of Please Do Not Swear.
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Season 8
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Episode 13
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53:37
Big Brother UK S7 - Finale - Time to say goodbye
As Nelly Furtado once said, all good things come to an end. We're wrapping up Big Brother UK series 7 with our 6 (!) finalists - Richard, Nikki, Jennie, Glyn, Pete, and Aisleyne. What a season. What a journey. Maybe this warrants an award show?...
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Season 8
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Episode 12
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1:15:43
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 12 - Guess who's back in the house
We're back for the penultimate episode of Please Do Not Swear! The house next door is in full swing, and Grace is ready to turn 21 and unleash the kraken. Glynn scales the roof, Aisleyne has multiple breakdowns, and we welcome back a BB icon.
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Season 8
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Episode 11
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1:01:50
Big Brother UK S7 - Weeks 10 & 11 - In a Spiral
It's another bumper week as we hurdle towards the end of season 7. The housemates pair up for the best friends task, Spiral appropriates bread, there are evictions galore, and we welcome back some familiar faces.
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Season 8
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Episode 10
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1:26:59
Big Brother UK S7 - Weeks 8 & 9 - Get your rat out
We're back, back, back with a super mega bumper episode, doubling down and powering through weeks 8 & 9 in the Big Brother season 7 house. Buckle up!
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Season 8
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Episode 9
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1:22:16
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 7 - Thanks for the mammaries
The house and the house next door are Spiral-ing into chaos this week as paranoia kicks in, there's fake evictions galore and housemates tie the knot.
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Season 8
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Episode 8
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1:10:08
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 6 - She needs some milk
The housemates are drowning in milk this week as tensions flair between Aisleyne and Lea and we welcome 5 newbies to the legendary house next door.
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Season 8
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Episode 7
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1:15:01
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 5 - Log off Lisa
As the dust settles from Watergate, we mourn the loss of Grace as the housemates get their smell on, feel the hron, and high kick their way to success.
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Season 8
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Episode 6
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1:00:00
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 4 - Who is she!?
It's all kicking off in the State of Susie this week as her golden reign begins. We've stolen champagne, water-throwing moose accusations, and the iconic meltdowns of the legendary Nikki Grahame.
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Season 8
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Episode 5
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1:08:54
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 3 - Get Grace out!
Get your Kit Kats out girls, our golden housemate is on the way! Big Brother's temp agency is in full swing this week, and tempers are on the rise. Buckle up and get ready for the collapse.
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Season 8
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Episode 4
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1:20:54
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 2 - Sezer salad
It's all go this week as love triangles and alliances are formed, King George walks, and we welcome two iconic new housemates to the fold as we boot another.
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Season 8
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Episode 3
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1:14:08
Big Brother UK S7 - Week 1 - Shahbaz vibes
We're kicking off our first full week in the season 7 house with a whole lot of Shahbaz, a side helping of Dawn, and some cute berets. #JusticeforBonnie.
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Season 8
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Episode 2
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1:07:31
Big Brother UK S7 launch - Everyfin and everyfin
We're back and kicking off with BBUK season 7's launch night. We've 14 brand new housemates (the first of many) ready to enter the house and enter our hearts. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy, problematic ride.
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Season 8
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Episode 1
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1:04:57
Big Brother UK S6 - Finale - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Look how far we've come, my baby. It's the final week of Big Brother season 6 and we're down to our final 5; Kinga, Makosi, Anthony, Eugene, and Craig. Makosi finishes as she started with another secret mission, Kinga gets locked one last tim...
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Season 7
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Episode 12
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1:26:44
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 10 - One girl, one wine bottle
Get those bottles corked y'all, it's the penultimate episode of the season, and Kinga's back! We welcome the icon, the legend, the moment back to the house, take a ride on the mechanical bull, and unpack one of the most iconic moments in BB his...
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Season 7
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Episode 11
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1:08:33
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 9 - Call Me Myra Name
We're off to spy school this week, as the housemates get their sleuthing hats and their Myra Hindley wigs on. Craig descends further down an Anthony-shaped rabbit hole, Orlaith is on the brink, and we say farewell to another legendary Big Broth...
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Season 7
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Episode 10
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1:09:56
Big Brother UK S6 - Week 8 - There's some moles in this house
The saga of the Big Brother mole reaches a thrilling conclusion this week. The housemates are in the doghouse for this week's task and Craig's a lovesick puppy, as everyone else serves up vocals and couldn't hate each other more.
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Season 7
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Episode 9
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1:00:46